Saturday, September 6, 2008

Top Ten Things You Can't Do While Pregnant

10. Drink Coffee or caffeine
9. Poop
8. Go on Amusement Park rides (and apparently even catamarans ... I was not supposed to go on the catamaran in Hawaii, but I did not volunteer the fact that I was pregnant)
7. Eat sushi or delicious cheese
6. Take advil or any other effective drug
5. Do pilates (or exercise lying flat on your back)...um, not that I've been to the gym once in the past 4 months, but it sounds good if I'm sad I can't do it...)
4. Sleep comfortably
3. Wear sexy clothes ... or even just NORMAL clothes
2. Go a month without seeing a doctor / go a week without thinking you should call a doctor
1. Drink alcohol (really, I could have made a top ten list of all the different wines, beers and mixed drinks I wish I could drink, but I don't want to sound like a lush)

1 comment:

CP said...

I drank so much caffeine while I was pregnant- I tried to give it up but it I did there is no way I would have survived the semester. I love #2- so true! I hadn't seen a doctor once in ten years until I got pregnant!

OMG...I totally forgot that I can have alcohol now-thanks for the reminder!!! OMG!!!!